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- Adult, n. a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
- Beauty Parlor, n. A place where women curl up and dye.
- Cannibal, n. Someone who is fed up with people.
- Chicken, n.The only animal we eat before it is born and after it is dead.
- Committee, n. A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
- Dust, n. Mud with the juice squeezed out.
- Egotist, n. Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
- Handkerchief, n. Cold storage.
- Inflation, n. Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
- Mosquito, n. An insect that makes you like flies better.
- Raisin, n. Grape with a sunburn.
- Secret, n. Something you tell to one person at a time.
- Skeleton, n. A collection of bones with the person scraped off.
- Toothache, n. The pain that drives you to extraction.
- Tomorrow, n. One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
- Yawn, n. An honest opinion openly expressed.
- Wrinkle, n. Something other people have; I have character lines.
-NKJ
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