New abbreviations for our own Munna Bhai MBBS.

• Antibody – against everyone
• Artery – The study of the paintings.
• Bacteria – back door to a cafeteria.
• Caesarean section – a district in Rome.
• Cardiology – advance study of poker playing.
• Cat scan – searching for lost cat.
• Chronic – neck of a crow.

• Coma – punctuation mark.
• Cortisone – area around local court.
• Cyst – short for sister.
• Diagnosis – person with slanted nose.
• Dilate – the late British Princess Diana.
• Dislocation – in this place.
• Duodenum – couple in blue jeans.
• Enema – not a friend.
• False labour pains- pretending to work.
• Genes – blue denim.
• Hernia – she is close by.
• Impotent – distinguished/ well known.
• Labour pain – hurt at work.
• Lactose – people without toes.
• ymph – walk unsteadily.
• Microbes – small dressing gown.
• Obesity – city of Obe.
• Pacemaker – winner of Nobel peace prize.
• Proteins – in favour of teens.
• Pulse – grain.
• Pus – small cat. or…….something which I can’t write..
• Red blood count – Dracula.
• Secretion – hiding anything.
• Tablet – small table.
• Ultrasound – radical noise.
• Urine – opposite of you’re out..
• Varicose – very close.

-NKJ

NitiN Kumar Jain

Nitin works in an IT MNC professionally but blogs and owns NKJ Live. He is also the co-owner of a professional start-up ARGHAM BYTES

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