Definitions Not in the Dictionary

Posted In Fun - By NitiN Kumar Jain On Wednesday, January 7th, 2009 With 0 Comments






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  • Adult, n. a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
  • Beauty Parlor, n. A place where women curl up and dye.
  • Cannibal, n. Someone who is fed up with people.
  • Chicken, n.The only animal we eat before it is born and after it is dead.
  • Committee, n. A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
  • Dust, n. Mud with the juice squeezed out.
  • Egotist, n. Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
  • Handkerchief, n. Cold storage.
  • Inflation, n. Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
  • Mosquito, n. An insect that makes you like flies better.
  • Raisin, n. Grape with a sunburn.
  • Secret, n. Something you tell to one person at a time.
  • Skeleton, n. A collection of bones with the person scraped off.
  • Toothache, n. The pain that drives you to extraction.
  • Tomorrow, n. One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
  • Yawn, n. An honest opinion openly expressed.
  • Wrinkle, n. Something other people have; I have character lines.

-NKJ

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