Benefits of Drinking Alcohol

Posted In Fun, Health - By NitiN Kumar Jain On Thursday, January 20th, 2011 With 1 Comment






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It might sound a little humorous but it’s true that regular drinkers of alcohol have created a list of benefits that people receive post drinking.

It might also be true that they created this list while drinking so take it easy.

Here is the list.

BRAND Benefit 1 Benefit 2 Benefit 3 Benefit 4 Benefit 5
BACARDI Strengthens bones Relieves colds Aids digestion Dissolves warts Blocks diarrhea
BLACK LABEL Promotes weight loss Helps stops strokes Lowers cholesterol Combats Cancer Controls blood pressure
BLACK WHITE Promotes weight loss Protects your heart Lowers cholesterol Combats Cancer Controls blood pressure
BLUE LABEL Aids digestion Lowers cholesterol Protects your heart Stabilizes blood sugar Guards against liver disease
CHIVAS REGAL Aids digestion Battles diabetes Protects your heart Improves mental health Boosts immune system
CLASIC RUM Protects your heart Promotes Weight loss Combats cancer Battles diabetes Smoothes skin
DARK RUM Protects against Prostate Cancer Combats Breast Cancer Strengthens bones Banishes bruises Guards against heart disease
DCSL EXTRA SPECIAL Protects your heart prevents constipation Blocks diarrhea Improves lung capacity Cushions joints
DOUBLE DISTILLED Battles diabetes Lowers cholesterol Helps stops strokes Controls blood pressure Smoothes skin
DRY GIN Lowers cholesterol Combats cancer Battles diabetes prevents constipation Smoothes skin
FRANKLIN Strengthens bones Saves eyesight Combats cancer Protects your heart Controls blood pressure
GALETINE prevents constipation Combats cancer Helps stops strokes aids digestion Helps hemorrhoids
GALLERY Saves eyesight Controls blood pressure Lowers cholesterol Combats cancer Supports immune system
GOLD COIN Protects against heart disease Promotes Weight loss Combats Prostate Cancer Lowers cholesterol Aggravates , diverticulitis
GOLD LABEL Protects your heart Boosts memory Protects your heart Combats Cancer Supports immune system
GRANTS Lowers cholesterol Controls blood pressure Combats cancer kills bacteria Fights fungus
GREEN LABEL Protects against heart attacks Promotes Weight loss Helps stops strokes Combats Prostate Cancer Lowers cholesterol
HANNEPIER Combats cancer Protects your heart Stabilizes blood sugar Boosts memory Prevents constipation
HANSEN Protects your heart Combats Cancer Ends insomnia Slows aging process Shields against Alzheimer’s
ILICITY ARACK Protects your heart Battles diabetes Conquers kidney stones Combats cancer Helps stops strokes
LEMON GIN Combats cancer Protects your heart Controls blood pressure Smoothes skin Stops scurvy
MENDIS Combats cancer Protects your heart Controls blood pressure Smoothes skin Stops scurvy
NAPOLEON Heals wounds Aids digestion Guards against ulcers Increases energy Fights allergies
OLD RESERVE Protects your heart Quiets a cough Strengthens bones Controls blood pressure Blocks diarrhea
ORANGE GIN Combats cancer Boosts memory Regulates thyroid aids digestion Shields against Alzheimer’s
POT ARRACK Combats cancer Protects your heart
RED LABEL Aids digestion Soothes sore throat Clears sinuses Combats Cancer Boosts immune system
RED RUM Saves eyesight Protects your heart Prevents constipation Combats cancer Promotes weight loss
REMUS MARTIN saves eyesight Conquers kidney stones Combats cancer Enhances blood flow Protects your heart
RICHORT Controls blood pressure Combats cancer Strengthens bones Protects your heart Aids weight loss
RITZ Prevents constipation Helps hemorrhoids Lowers cholesterol Combats cancer Stabilizes blood sugar
SMIRNOFF Supports immune systems Combats cancer Protects your heart Straightens respiration
V&A Combats cancer Protects your heart Helps stops strokes Promotes Weight loss Kills bacteria
VODKA Reduce risk of heart attack Combats cancer boosts memory Lowers cholesterol Controls blood pressure
VSO Combats cancer Prevents constipation Promotes weight loss Protects your heart Helps hemorrhoids
WHITE DIAMOND Combats cancer Controls blood pressure Saves your eyesight Shields against Alzheimer’s Slows aging process
WHITE GIN Controls blood pressure Lowers cholesterol Kills bacteria Combats cancer Strengthens bones
WHITE RUM Slows aging process prevents constipation boosts memory Lowers cholesterol Protects against heart disease

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Drinking is definitely dangerous to health, so beware before you take this up seriously.